Monty Speaks:
Hi everyone!
In my position as Freeverse spokesmonkey, I'm often asked questions like, "when is X2: The Threat going to be released? When are you going to add more games to Burning Monkey Solitaire? When are you going to stop fooling with that diaper?" Well, I can tell you with some small authority that the answer to at least one of those questions is "probably never." I'll be answering the other two questions a little later in this harangutan....
What really sets Freeverse apart from other game companies, (other than its fixation on rhesus over revenue and hanky over panky), is its decade-long commitment to butchering the spanish language. That commitment continues today with Freeverse's Friday afternoon Jose Feliciano office sing-alongs, with Coochie-Coochie Tuesdays, (which I wont describe), and now, with the release of JARED: El Widgeto!
That's right, the infamous Jared: Butcher of Song is now available as a widget for Mac OS 10.4, (or "Tiger" as Mary Jane Watson calls it). Jared has long been an affront to the senses, an insult to the diatonic scale, an inappropriate "yo-mama" joke told over-loud at the elegant dinner party of internet culture, but never has Jared been as much of a waste of hard drive space as he is as a widget.
On the plus side, Jared is yellow. I'm fond of yellow. Oh, and he's free. So head on over to our Jared page and download him. You'll be sorry you did!
Always on your dashboard,
Monty
Monty Zuma
Official Spokesmonkey
Freeverse Software
X2: The Threat is coming in June!
Pre-order a copy now and get free shipping!
X2 : The Threat is finally getting prepped for launch and will be landing at your doorsteps very soon.
Fly through the vast reaches of the Universe, trading, fighting and building along the way. This is by far one of the biggest games Freeverse has ever offered, and we guarantee X2 will offer up tons of gaming hours.
- Acquire new, better ships and gigantic space stations
- Upgrade your weapons, armors, shields, radar, and more
- Become a financial mogul, securing all the best routes for your imports and exports
- Fire rounds of laser blasts into the hulls of enemy ships
- Explore hundreds of planets and starsystems
Links :
X² - The Threat Webpage
Burning Monkey Solitaire 2005 Updated
Burning Monkey Solitaire 2005 Update 1 is ready for download! Note that this is ONLY and update for owners of BMS 2005. It will not update previous version (BMS 3, etc).
New features include:
- 2 New Games - "Spider" and "Tri-Towers"
- Tiger(10.4) friendly
- Various other bug fixes
Links :
Burning Monkey Solitaire 2005 Webpage
Wingnuts 2 Progress
Yup, we are still tinkering away at Wingnuts 2. It's sure to be much more nutty and....um... wingy(?) than the last!
Thanks for your patience, and keep looking towards the skies! ( aka Freeverse.com for news updates )
Links :
Wingnuts Webpage
Monkey Chuckles
Jokes
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
- FshWhat does human get by crossing parrot with catapiller?
- A walkie talkie-------------------------------------------
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