So, there's this guy who frequents two clubs here in Tampa, Czar and The Castle, people call him The Senator. Basically, he's this bizarre older fellow in his 50s who wears nothing, save for a thong and a little nighty while flitting around the clubs. Why is he called "The Senator?" We don't know. He's simply The Senator and we accept it. I know that when he was around, the room became a bit more magical. Which got me to thinking... Wouldn't it be amazing if The Senator showed up EVERYWHERE? I mean, it would make even the most mundane outing into something spectacular, worth recounting to loved ones! I was waiting in line at the eye clinic earlier today and thinking, "Wow, wouldn't it be great if The Senator showed up RIGHT NOW?" It would've turned something totally boring into something totally incredible! Perhaps, one day, the world will be ready for such joy...
Posted by Mike at May 8, 2006 06:21 PM