March 11, 2004

Bikini Wax Update

Okay.....so, since I am all devirginized.....again, let me tell you how it was.

Not too bad. I was pretty nervous and the girl was really nice. After explaining things to me she left the room, and let me take my pants off in privacy, and get my butt up on the nice bed (with the paper cover!). There was a towel for privacy, which I found ironic, considering that soon she would be looking at my....well, you know.

Just like my good friend D said, they had me keep my panties on. I thought it was rather humorous and optimistic of her to ask if I wanted any taken off the top. I know they call it a bikini wax, but I am not going to be wearing any bikini.

So she puts the wax on and it wasn't all painful hot like I expected, then the strip of paper, and HELLO! Ok, a little painful, but not disgustingly so, just like a big band-aid was being ripped off that area. It certainly hurt a lot more to get a tattoo. It was all over and paid for in less than 15 minutes. I kinda sorta, maybe a little bit wish I had gone in for the brazil, maybe next time. She also said it would hurt less with each time, and also suggested waxxing in farther next time.

Just what I need, one more salon addiction!

The Hub knew I was all nervous before hand, based on my sniping all morning long, so when I got home he said, "So?" and I said it wasn't too bad and then I showed him (it was still a little bumpy and red which the lady said was normal for the first day and it would go away - also there wasn't any pain after it was all done) and all he said in response was, "Ouch!" I guess I was maybe expecting to get swept off my feet to bed, but considering I had to go to work soon after, maybe it was for the best!

So, I have to say, it looks GOOD, and it was a helluva lot easier than shaving by hand. The only thing hard to swallow was the $30 for time spent, plus tip! (Don't get me wrong, I work in the service industry and I believe in tipping, I was happy to tip, I just added up the amount of money spent in less than 15 minutes and maybe considered changing jobs!)

Posted by kerewin at March 11, 2004 10:52 PM
Comments

You have a tatoo?!

Posted by: gareth at March 12, 2004 01:03 AM

I don't have a tattoo, G.


I have 3 tattoos.

Posted by: kerewin at March 12, 2004 10:12 AM

Colin and I agree - this is all way too much information for our poor little server.

Posted by: Dan Dickinson at March 12, 2004 12:22 PM

So it is ok to talk about losing my (real) virginity, but not tattoos, or bikini waxes (with panties on!)?

just curious

Posted by: kerewin at March 12, 2004 02:09 PM

Give em, hell Kerewin ;) and have a great vacation.

Posted by: Fox at March 14, 2004 12:52 AM