Just call me a copycat. I don't forward jokes (more or less), I don't fill out those get-to-know-you things (anymore), I don't take email quizzes based on which dessert I like best (they never have the right dessert, anyway), AND I wasn't even going to do this. But then I Step 1: Opened my mp3 player; Step 2: Put it on random play (I seriously never do this); and my next most logical Step 3 would have been to look at the list and laugh and say, "No effin' WAY am I posting this!"
Yet......when I looked at the list, I thought it was....well,hilarious and a little embarrassing and it fits into my "able to post a message time slot" So here, officially, is Step 3: List the first ten songs it plays, no matter how embarrassing.
1. Black Eyed Peas & (GASP!) Justin Timberlake - Where Is The Love? (guilty pleasure, sometimes I turn this on repeat and listen to it 10 or 20 times in a row)
2. Feature Cast - Channel Surfing (Remix) (damn you Peter Cohen)
3. Train - Your Every Color (Ewwwwww, I ended up buying this when I also got the "Calling all Angels, another very guilty pleasure..but really, I HATE THEM!)
4. The Roches - Mr. Sellack (finally, a little Indie cred, now that I have killed all credibility anyway)
5. Annie Lennox- Honestly (you know, it is cheaper to buy the WHOLE album)
6. Annie Lennox- Loneliness (isn't this supposed to be random?)
7. Elliott Smith - Needle In The Hay (repeat 5,000 times)
8. Neil Finn - Fall At Your Feet
9. Alison Krause & Gillian Welch - I'll Fly Away
10. Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs- Maps
Honorable Mention: The Jesus and Mary Chain - Just Like Honey (Because I live, eat, drink, sleep, and think about "Lost In Translation" and this song was in my head for a week after the movie.)
Confession - I got halfway through my list and realized I was on the "purchased music" section rather than the whole list, so I went to the whole list and tried to sort it....and it DIDN'T WORK, dammit. So I just finished the list with a random assortment of my "top 25 played" because I can't be bothered to re-type this.
Lastly, as a manager (and let's just be honest, my entire career as a waiter, too) I have to stay on top of all the details. I notice when people don't refill the things they ought to, or put things away like they should, and the sheer repetition of stupidity makes me cranky. In fact, it makes me bitchy. I am hard on people, but much harder on myself. Perfection isn't unattainable, people. However, for sheer badassness, I bow my head to this girl. I blame her for my total lack of sleep today, those archives are KILLERS!
Oh! oh, I almost forgot pornolize your favorite site! I porno'd my ""About" section of Norton Ink and laughed my big fat ass off.
Sigh, so much for a short post, now I am not only sleep deprived, but more than likely late for work!
Posted by kerewin at February 25, 2004 01:02 PMsometimes I think we are one and the same... but my music is better
Posted by: NED at February 25, 2004 04:40 PMWe are sooooooooooo much the same person, we are both evil, we are both wicked.....smaht, AND we both like hot men!
Except, my music is better, the Black Eyed Peas could whoop Nelly's ass in one flat second!
Posted by: kerewin at February 25, 2004 10:04 PMA. Love that you're keeping up with the blog...it cracks me up
2. ugh, thanks for the other blog link that i will now be forced to read obsessively because she is fucking hilarious
F. I pornolized the page of colinstalker...i think i tore something laughing